Fusion Fan T-Shirts

'Hot enough for ya?'

"I've been experimenting with Fusion for years!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Tzatzikicicle

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

When seasons collide

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Jacques Loussier.

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"You call this guacamole?"

The iSaw

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

'Autumn!'

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.