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"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Casual Thursday

Mexican angels.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Conductorcize.

Cowpunk

Pyramid Skiers

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

Rocket charmer.

Musical Mestizo.

The Dali 'Bama.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Pianorobics.

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Jacques Loussier.

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

'Condensed-Matter blues'

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

When worlds collide...

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."