Fusion Music Fan T-Shirts

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

Iliadette.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Cowpunk

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Musical Mestizo.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Condensed-Matter blues'

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

Pianorobics.

Early Baroque and Roll

Nuclear fusion reactor

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

Golfing Fakir.

"What the hell story is this from?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'