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Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

Iliadette.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Conductorcize.

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Cowpunk

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Musical Mestizo.

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

When worlds collide...

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

Pianorobics.

'Condensed-Matter blues'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Early Baroque and Roll

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

The iSaw

Nuclear fusion reactor

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"What the hell story is this from?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'