Fusion Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Yid and Yang

Snooker Golf.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'So...they got you too.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Musical Mestizo.

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

Scuba Skater

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

Santa Claus

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"Football Pool"

"This is genius – trick or treating Santa's house."

The iSaw

"Sumo Hockey."

Nuclear fusion reactor

"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'