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Farmer's Office Cubicle

Iliadette.

Snooker Golf.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Scuba Skater

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

Santa Claus

"Football Pool"

Man, with his protective shell...

"Sumo Hockey."

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."

'It's the end of an aura!'

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."