Field Fusion Enthusiast Pillows

Farmer's Office Cubicle

Iliadette.

Snooker Golf.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

Scuba Skater

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

Santa Claus

"Sumo Hockey."

"Football Pool"

Man, with his protective shell...

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'It's the end of an aura!'

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."