Fusion Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Yid and Yang

Snooker Golf.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'So...they got you too.'

Musical Mestizo.

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

Scuba Skater

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

Santa Claus

"Football Pool"

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Nuclear fusion reactor

"This is genius – trick or treating Santa's house."

"Sumo Hockey."

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."

Golfing Fakir.

When sports collide...

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'