Sport Fusion Enthusiast T-Shirts

polo player on golf course

Scuba Skater

"Football Pool"

Snooker Golf.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Football Sculpture.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"I'll need a three iron."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Santa Claus

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

Man, with his protective shell...

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"Sumo Hockey."

Nuclear fusion reactor

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"This is genius – trick or treating Santa's house."

Pirate Yoga

When sports collide...

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

Football Plants