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Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Snooker Golf.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Peter

Scuba Skater

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

Santa Claus

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Women bathing at the seaside

"Sumo Hockey."

"This is genius – trick or treating Santa's house."