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Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Snooker Golf.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Peter

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Scuba Skater

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

Santa Claus

When worlds collide...

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

Women bathing at the seaside

"This is genius – trick or treating Santa's house."

"I'm your Fairy God lawyer and will grant you three Gloria Allreds."