Fantasy Fusionist T-Shirts

Women bathing at the seaside

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Footballer and Bacteria.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I'd like to make a return."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Youth Returns to Religion