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"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Footballer and Bacteria.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Cowpunk

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Musical Mestizo.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Women bathing at the seaside

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

Pirate Yoga

"Once upon a time and a half..."

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

Vote Claus.