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"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Footballer and Bacteria.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Cowpunk

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

Musical Mestizo.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Women bathing at the seaside

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Pirate Yoga

"Once upon a time and a half..."

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

Vote Claus.

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."