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"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"I'd like to make a return."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

Santa Claus

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Youth Returns to Religion

Women bathing at the seaside

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"Once upon a time and a half..."