Festival Fusionist T-Shirts

Hanukkah tree

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Moby Dick

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"I'd like to make a return."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Cowpunk

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Santa Claus

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Women bathing at the seaside

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Pirate Yoga

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

Vote Claus.