Fashion Fusionist T-Shirts

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Person who is both man and woman looks into mirror, with bath towel that reads, 'his/hers'.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Engineering and Engine Earring

'Street cred? How do I get it?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Casual Thursday

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Hanukkah tree

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"I'd like to make a return."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

Interactive Underwear

Women bathing at the seaside

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Alien Computers.