Fashion Fusionist T-Shirts

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Person who is both man and woman looks into mirror, with bath towel that reads, 'his/hers'.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Engineering and Engine Earring

'Street cred? How do I get it?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Casual Thursday

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"I'd like to make a return."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

Women bathing at the seaside

Interactive Underwear

Alien Computers.

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Pirate Yoga

Vote Claus.

'I was looking for something more Condi Rice than Donald Rumsfeld.'

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.