Furniture Fusionist T-Shirts

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Get... a-nother room!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Footballer and Bacteria.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

IKEA Book

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Bed Fellow

Introverted Chair

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"I'd like to make a return."

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Futons/Futoffs