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It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Den Furniture

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Nick Offerman