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"What to wear?"

Style

'Honey, you need to put away those fashion magazines and put on some weight!'

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"That's what you're wearing to Hell?"

"But one of the new zeitgeist turns out to be the same as the old zeitgeist!"

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Aw, mom! Why do I always get Kyle's hand-me-downs?'

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'

'You want to attain enlightenment in that shirt?'

Returning mink coats to the wild.

'But without my beard I'm just a naked face.'

An angry Fox has reclaimed his former fur from a Women who was wearing it as a coat.

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Oh no, it looks like we've finally run out of ways to dress differently from grownups.'

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

The Style of Elements

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Woman looking into a mirror

"Define fair."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

Men talking about the boots of the period

The Bland Leading the Bland

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."