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Adam's wardrobe.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"I'm sick and tired of black."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Wearing all black

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'You must have something in my size?'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

Style

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'