Wardrobe Philosopher Gifts

Adam's wardrobe.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Wearing all black

'You must have something in my size?'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

Style

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'