Wardrobe Visionary Gifts

'I got a life, however now I'd like to return it and have the cash.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How to read the dress code?

The latest in Eyewear.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Joseph and his coat

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Puss in Heels

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."