Wardrobe Visionary Gifts

'I got a life, however now I'd like to return it and have the cash.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How to read the dress code?

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

The latest in Eyewear.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Puss in Heels

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Joseph and his coat

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."