Style Visionary Gifts

Bird Hair

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Do me next."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

The latest in Eyewear.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Stage producer.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Paperless office.

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Louise Glück

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."