Vintage Visionary Gifts

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

'Isn't that the computer model you bought back in January?'

Best wines book

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"As you may have notices I prefer a conservative style of leadership."

"Do me next."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Thatched roof car.

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Nouveau wine

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Perfect Match

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

The Music Lover.

Artists At The Auto Show

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Pottery

Louise Glück

Safe under mattress.

Seamus Heaney.

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'