Vinyl Visionary Gifts

"Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards."

The Music Lover.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Do me next."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Gene Therapy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Coronavirus Debate

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Nouveau wine

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Perfect Match

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Music Freak.

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Pottery

Good luck with your video interview.

Louise Glück

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'