Vinyl Visionaries Gifts

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Robert Drake

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

The Music Lover.

Music Freak.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Louise Glück

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Seamus Heaney.

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Stanescu.

Covid 19 Variant

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

"Hello and welcome to this YouTube video on distance learning."

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'