Visual Visionaries Gifts

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

Business Target

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Out of control

The Day Dreamer.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

American Venn diagram

Zoom Wedding

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"This one will go with everything,

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'