Visual Visionary Gifts

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'You mean you can't even read the top line.'

"Kevin got contacts."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Do me next."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Tim Burton

Non Thought For The Day.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Artistic Licence.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Stage producer.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

Paperless office.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."