Art Visionary Gifts

Mobile Art Gallery.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Tim Burton

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Stage producer.

"I'm ahead of my time."

Artistic Licence.

"This one will go with everything,

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I propose we go with the second option."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Son of Alien.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Painting.