Artistic Visionary Gifts

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

'It's the way I see it.'

Titlepage to The Savoy (Nos. 1&2)

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."

Artistic Licence.

And thus the concept of artistic propaganda is born.

"Naturally, as a cartoonist I've been handsomely rewarded."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Rodin's Collapsed Deck-Chair

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Son of Alien.

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Tim Burton

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"This one will go with everything,

I'm color blind, please help.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"I propose we go with the second option."

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

Stage producer.

"I'm ahead of my time."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."