Artistic Visionaries Gifts

'You want her to be built like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Tim Burton

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Artistic Licence.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Stage producer.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"This one will go with everything,

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Son of Alien.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'