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'You want her to be built like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Tim Burton

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Artistic Licence.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Stage producer.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

"This one will go with everything,

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Son of Alien.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

James Cameron