Visionary Virtuoso T-Shirts

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Artist and Musician

Game changing

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Large print e-book.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Wishing Well

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"It's a long term goal."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Business Builders

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"This one will go with everything,

Artistic Licence.

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'