Visionary Genius T-Shirts

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

Game changing

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"It's a long term goal."

Wishing Well

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Lost and Profound.

'They suit you.'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Business Builders

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

A man stealing another person's ideas

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"We're still trying to sort out the details."