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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Write about robots."

"I'm ahead of my time."

'I just invented business!'

"This one will go with everything,

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"I've simplified our work process!"