Visionary Innovators Prints

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Write about robots."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"I'm ahead of my time."

"This one will go with everything,

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'I just invented business!'

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.