Art Visionary T-Shirts

Gustave Dore

Mobile Art Gallery.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Tim Burton

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Artistic Licence.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"I propose we go with the second option."

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

Stage producer.

"This one will go with everything,

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Son of Alien.

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

James Cameron

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.