Creative Visionary T-Shirts

"Our new idea is really big."

'You may be the architect, but the pharaoh doesn't like it.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Creative Differences.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Pablo Picasso

"My art is bigger than life."

Cuban inventiveness and resistance

Stage producer.

'He's so creative.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

The Creative Process

'I just paint what I see.'

'There's not enough sand on this beach for my creative vision.'

Carving a Sculpture.

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Artist painting a modern building as a gothic cathedral.

Art and the economy

His artistic license should say "Must wear corrective lenses."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"Is this iconic enough?"

"Oh, and Botticelli. Botticelli would probably have been a great filmmaker."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Tim Burton