Creative Visionaries Gifts

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Tim Burton

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"This one will go with everything,

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Stage producer.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"I'm ahead of my time."

Artistic Licence.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

Gone for Broke College

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.