Tech Visionaries Gifts

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Zoom Wedding

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Write about robots."

Paperless office.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'I just invented business!'

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

Start up

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."