Technology Visionary Gifts

"We're hoping he gets into Harvard, but drops out before graduating to become a technology billionaire."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Robotic Man

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

DACA

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'