Business Visionary Gifts

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

The road ahead?

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"Note to team: set your sights higher when formulating the mission statement."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'I no longer sell lemonade. I'm a franchise outlet for a multi-national.'

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline.'

'We haven't posted a profit in 15 years. I suggest we re-think our concept.'

'Folks, we're just not doing this right.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"I've simplified our work process!"

'If we really want to make money, we need to come up with some options.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"We don't need an Internet start-up to make millions-don't you get it? We're talking dogs."

Start-up businesses that generate a profit once again in vogue with investors

NB Indust Inc - World Corporate HDQs - 'We're just beginning'.

'Mr. Watson - I think we have a strong telemarketing opportunity in our hands.'

'I want to see more long term growth.'

Ahead of the Times vs Late to the Game

'I wanted to change corporate culture, but I forgot about corporate nature.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

The First Marketer

Man walks own tightrope

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

Good Ideas will always fly.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"The business plan is now a 12000 page epic novel."

My goal is big. . . and it's about to explode!

'Our company prospectus.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."