Future Business Visionary Gifts

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Robotic Man

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

I need to set upmy own company.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

DACA

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"