Startup Visionary Gifts

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

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"Fire is going to be the new content."

"So. . . how did our first-stage financing go today?"

"After you took credit for all my suggestions, I realized I should quit and start my own business."

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

Start up

"Just think! Our company started in your garage."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

I need to set upmy own company.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."