Future Business Visionary Pillows

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

Robotic Man

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting