Corporate Visionary Pillows

"Not only do we have to be environmentally responsible, but socially too?"

"I see we've hired an ideas man."

"Being a disruptive company does not mean interrupting and making sarcastic remarks during meetings."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"They were dismayed the goal was achievable."

"...With women in top management, companies may fare better in the vertical marketplace."

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

I need to set upmy own company.

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting