Business Visionaries Pillows

"Sure, we can spend all day nitpicking specifics but aren't sweeping generalities so much more satisfying?"

Isn't 'To rule the world' a little too grand in scale?

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"I didn't make any money until I gave up hunting and gathering for consulting."

"Well ladies, from a lending standpoint your business plan looks solid, but I've got a feeling that you haven't fully researched your marketing strategy."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

The United States' economy deflating.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

Lost and Profound.

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Write about robots."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'