Business Visionaries Pillows

"Sure, we can spend all day nitpicking specifics but aren't sweeping generalities so much more satisfying?"

Isn't 'To rule the world' a little too grand in scale?

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Loans. Why do you want to open a florist shop? I've always wanted to stop and sell the roses!

"I didn't make any money until I gave up hunting and gathering for consulting."

"Well ladies, from a lending standpoint your business plan looks solid, but I've got a feeling that you haven't fully researched your marketing strategy."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

The United States' economy deflating.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'