Executive Visionary Pillows

Businessmen's Dreams

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

The United States' economy deflating.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"