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Businessmen's Dreams

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"Oh, I can't complain"

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

The United States' economy deflating.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.