Strategy Visionary T-Shirts

"I told you that if we kept paddling upstream, things would turn around."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Sold his air rights."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'I just invented business!'

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

Paperless office.