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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Do me next."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Sold his air rights."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

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