Values Visionary Gifts

"For your speech - you want the old core values or the new ones?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Do me next."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."